Then you can order this AMAZING t-shirt (and endless accessories!!!) online! I need to get one of these for my mom, my sister, and I'm sure my dad could use the coffee mug. (That's assuming they all love me of course.)
God bless the internet.
PS - when I saw this one I first thought it said "speechwriters CHECK" ... which would have made sense. Instead we have a lovely homage to the wives and girlfriends of speechwriters -- but not the boyfriends or husbands. I shall patiently await a version suitable for G (not that he'd ever in a million and one years wear it. He's just not into ball caps).
Girls can be speechwriters too y'all!